Fridge Riveter Sharpener Zamboni Magnet Bookmark – SSU Skate Sharpening University Edition

Product Specs

• Approximately 2″ X 4″ with red string
• Slap on anything metal or bookmark your latest reading! Do people still read real books?
• Magnet will stick to any metal except aluminum – not thick enough to make a shiv in jail so no worries. (BAHR is not liable for any bodily harm potentially caused)
• Slap this magnet anywhere! See how long it takes ’em to notice! Put on your old metal 2-piece hockey stick, Any Car EXCEPT Saturns, Burning Ice Resurfacer, Hunting Rifle, Skate Riveter, Power Pole, etc.
• GUARANTEED KISS as a mistletoe! The perfect Icebreaker/conversation starter, YOU ARE WELCOME! Invite Essan to your wedding. (NO REFUNDS, Not actual Guarantee – don’t get mad at me please)
• Sturdy thick magnet – In case you don’t have AAA, can be used to shimmy door. Do not use to break into other people’s homes!

“Not the hero we want, but the one we need in the dumps.” – PatchEss O’Houlihan 

ALL PROFITS from this product will be donated to MEALS ON WHEELS! 

If you’re an ESSENTIAL worker, please let ESSAN know! He will send you one FREE!

He’s giving these away to show his appreciation to all medical workers, care home workers, Nurses, EMTs, Police, Fire, Teachers, Military, Postal Workers, Retail grinders, and everyone who risks their lives to serve us! Y’all are our heroes!

If you’d like to donate, send to [email protected] (paypal) or @Essangalo (Venmo)